"Disclaimer" from Get Stoned and Read This Book
We smoke pot.
It's not quite as taboo as it used to be, but it's still weird to admit this to the general public. But we do.
This does not mean that we're activists. This is not a political manifesto. This is not 'tune in, turn on, drop out'. We are not role models.
Say it with me. We are not role models.
But don't think that all we do is get stoned. Not true.
We're college graduates. We live with our girlfriends. We've actually
been employed in the work world for over five years. Each.
And we've worked hard. Answering phones, dealing with clients,
dealing with politics.
We've also been known to spark a j, binge drink, and occasionally
do hallucinogenic drugs. Fun stuff.
But we're not Hunter Thompson, either (ether?). He was the king.
Some of the shit he did scares us. We don't want to be Hunter Thompson.
We just want to be a couple of gourds.
We laugh a lot. We like to have fun. We like to take pictures. We like to think about shit. We figured we'd share some of our stories and ideas with the rest of the world. That's what this is. Simple.
So get stoned and read this book.
The only problem is: how do we explain it to our parents?
Anyway, hope you like it. Thanks for your time.
Gordon G. Gourd